Thursday, February 25, 2010

Getting a Handle on Love


That's Samantha Lynn Frazier sprawled above and she is one very lucky lady.
Not because she walked into an Atlantic City bar and not because she got shot when she did so, but because she's so fat her enormity saved her from serious injury.
Said the Floridian, "I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life."
Ms. Frazier had been 'hollering' that she wanted to lose weight but not any more.
She's quoted as saying: "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."
I'll drink to that!

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