The other day we brought you the story of the homemade hot air balloon that supposedly contained the six-year-old child, Falcon, of looney tune, Richard Heene. Since we don't have a 24/7 cable news station, we haven't updated you on the ensuing madness.
Apparently, not only wasn't the kid inside the balloon, but the whole thing was a publicity stunt. Gee, what a surprise. Richard Heene wanted more television exposure than a couple of episodes of Wife Swap. While appearing on the Today Show with the other members of his coven, Falcon barfed a couple of times, thus proving he might have a conscience (unlike his dad) or had some bad K-rations for breakfast. He sort of 'spilled his guts' on air (while being interviewed by the kids' favorite Wolf Blitzer) that the hoax was for 'the show;' that is, the show Heene was hopeful of getting.
Then a former assistant of Heene's came forward because he was probably pissed he'd never been paid for his work. It's hard to know whether Heene thinks he's from another galaxy or just talks to residents of the aforementioned galaxy. In any event, the dude is obviously a crazy ego-maniac.
Today's good news is that the Sheriff of Larimer County is trying to come up with some excellent charges to file against Heene. He's hoping for something more than a Class 3 misdemeanor. Maybe he should just launch him into space and hope he gets some intergalactic justice.
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Another person has died as a result of the sweat lodge mishap at Angel Valley Retreat Center in Arizona and the Sheriff there is looking to file homicide charges for all three deaths. It appears he will want to file them against James Arthur Ray who finally surfaced in Los Angeles on Thursday.

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