Evolution #9

An incredibly optimistic group of scientists has come out with a report that humans are still evolving. At least that's the conclusion they reached after researching people in Massachusetts. Basically they examined post menopausal women and how many kids they had.

Okay. This is what they wasted their time with:

Investigators searched for correlations between women's physical characteristics - including height, weight, blood pressure and cholesterol levels - and the number of offspring they produced. According to their findings, it was stout, slightly plump (but not obese) women who tended to have more children - "Women with very low body fat don't ovulate," Stearns explains - as did women with lower blood pressure and cholesterol levels. Using a sophisticated statistical analysis that controlled for any social or cultural factors that could impact childbearing, researchers determined that these characteristics were passed on genetically from mothers to daughters and granddaughters.

Well then I should have had enough kids to fill an army base.

Using these projections, the Framingham, Massachusetts women of the future will be shorter, fatter, have their first child earlier and enter menopause later.

The alarming thing about this so-called study is that these clowns probably collected a lot of money to conduct this research.

Now if they had taken the time to go to Walmart or McDonald's they would have concluded obviously that humans are actually devolving.