Daniel Schuler wants everyone to know that his wife Diane was not a crazy, pot-smoking, vodka-swilling, car-crashing murderer and he doesn't know where anyone may have gotten that idea.
He says he doesn't dispute the validity of the tests that showed she was stoned and drunk while driving the wrong way on the Taconic Parkway, but that something happened in her brain, probably because she once had an untreated tooth abscess and gestational diabetes when she was pregnant.
Listen, Dan, I've had bitches of toothaches in my day but nothing went wrong in my brain abscess or not. What went wrong in her brain was the result of drinking half a bottle of Absolut and sucking a joint or two.
I'm pretty sure Dan is saying this because the families of the three men his wife killed are going to sue Diane Schuler's estate and Dan will probably be living in the burned out shells of those vehicles on the Parkway eventually.
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