Michael Jackson died because 25 years ago his hair caught fire while he was filming a Pepsi commercial.
If his hair hadn't caught fire he wouldn't have become addicted to painkillers, and if he hadn't become addicted to painkillers he'd still be alive.
So there you have it. The set up for the multi-bazillion dollar lawsuit against Pepsi so Paris and the Princes, including little Blanket, can have a trust fund.
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