Hey! Is that Paul McCartney on Crack?

We think that without question Arizona has slithered to the top of the list of CRAZY PLACES, USA.

There's the Governor Jan Brewer who would be more at home on a Southern plantation with darkies waiting on her.  There's crazy Sheriff Joe Arpaio who is still running for reelection despite all the Federal indictments against his office.  And now from the back of the pack comes the Secretary of State Ken Bennett, who still is not convinced that President Obama was born in the United States.  Well, if he can't be convinced that the President was born in Hawaii he will have to exclude him from the ballot in November.

Bennett insists he is not a birther; i.e. someone who does not believe President Obama was born in the United States even though he does not believe the President was born in the United States.  He believes, as does Sheriff Joe, that a previously submitted birth certificate was a forgery.  Even the Governor thinks that's bull.

Nevertheless, even though Secretary Bennett sent Hawaii his request eight weeks ago he still hasn't gotten the goods.  You can imagine how tired the Hawaiians are having to produce these certificates.

America's Lawman

This is Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona. He's just found himself in a heap of trouble with the United States government.

He's been investigated by the Justice Department for the last three years because of the way Latinos are treated in his jurisdiction. Well, damn, they don't look like Americans.

Sheriff Joe, who calls himself 'America's Sheriff,' will find some way to lock you up if you resemble a Mexican. How can that be unconstitutional?

And how come a Latino driver was able to collect $600,000 in damages after a deputy hit him with his patrol car? What is this country coming to?

Will Sheriff Joe have to eat humble pie? Hopefully in a lock up with Latino inmates.