Dancing With the Stars DeLayed

Excitement, you guys!


The 'dancers' for next season's Dancing With the Stars have been announced, and yes, it contains mostly washed up D-list 'celebrities,' such as Melissa Joan Hart (wasn't she a teenaged witch?), Kelly Osbourne (not in rehab for the moment), and Louie Vito (a 'professional' snowboarder).


The show also appears to have become an elephants' graveyard.


Former GOP House Majority Leader, Tom DeLay, is going to be one of the dancers!



We actually have an indicted congressman dancing for dollars on television!

It doesn't get any better than this.

No Contest

This just doesn't seem right

I have been remiss in my television pseudo-entertainment reporting duties, and for that I apologize.

Take Dancing with the Stars. Please. Since I first reported on this season's contestants, about half of them were injured and had to drop out. Since then, another half have been eliminated. Last night David Alan Grier was booted off.

Fan favorites are Shawn Johnson, teen-aged gymnast who has her very own stalker, and Melissa who was shafted by "The Bachelor."

I have foresaken American Idol. Yup, didn't watch last night and probably won't watch ever again if I can maintain my sanity. Simple reason ~ it sucks. Enough said.

Can You Stand the Excitement? Season 8 DWTS!!

Notice scar around boob

The list of D-list celebrities has been announced for Season 8 of "Dancing With the Stars." At first glance I don't see anyone with a physical handicap except maybe Jewel, pictured above.

She's a singer (yes, I do know that). It looks to me as though she should have spent money on orthodonture rather than a boob job. Jewel, if you're going to have implants that are going to leave scars, don't wear a low cut dress!

Anyway, on to the rest of the 'cast.'

Denise Richards - ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, wrecker of Heather Locklear's home, former reality TV star.

Ty Murray - rodeo star and husband of the aforementioned Jewel.

Gilles Marini - rumor has it he was in the "Sex and the City" movie, but I don't remember him.

Brenda Carlisle - one of the Go-Gos.

Lawrence Taylor - former NFL player.

David Alan Grier - funny black guy.

Shawn Johnson - Olympic gymnast. Probably 3 feet tall.

Lil Kim - wasn't she in jail a minute ago?

Chuck Wicks - country singer. That's all I know.

Nancy O'Dell - from 'Access Hollywood'.

Steve Wozniak - guess he liked his first taste of the D-list with Kathy Griffin.

So there you have it fans! Enjoy!