Dude With Lustrous Locks Sleeping in the Barn

You will be happy to know that John and Elizabeth Edwards are 'legally' separated. God forbid they do anything illegal. No, they'll just stick with the loony and unethical.

Andrew Young, former Edwards aide, has written a book called "The Politician" about guess who. Young was the dude who claimed to be Frances Quinn Hunter's daddy when in actuality it was Edwards.

In an interview with ABC News, Young touched upon these talking points:

Within 12 hours of Elizabeth being diagnosed with incurable cancer in 2007, the couple was "openly talking about how her cancer prognosis was going to help them in the polls." Elizabeth yesterday called that claim "unconscionable, hurtful, and patently false."

I admit I fell for it.

Edwards had a "fixation" with his "naturally thick and lustrous" hair, on which he lavished $400 cuts and HairTec Thick & Strong Shampoo, which he bought by the case.

And one of my favorites:

Young said he had seen a videotape showing Edwards having sex with Hunter while she was pregnant with their baby girl, Frances Quinn. Hunter believed the baby was "some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world."

Or maybe the Second Coming? I know there's a joke there, but I'm not gonna touch it.

Baby Mama

Former Presidential candidate and amazing douche bag, John Edwards, has finally admitted that he fathered Rielle Hunter's daughter, Frances Quinn, who is now almost two years old.

What the hell were you waiting for?

Oh, and apparently all that's left to be ironed out is how much Edwards must pay in child support.

WTF? This is all that's bothering these people? Money? Why am I not surprised?

Elizabeth Edwards, long suffering wife of this scumbag and who is clearly insane, has said that it does not matter to her whether her husband fathered a child with Hunter, saying, "that would be a part of John's life, but not a part of mine."

And then there's the other dude who claimed to be the kid's daddy, a former Edwards aide, Andrew Young, who initially claimed paternity of the child shortly before the 2008 presidential primary contests began. Young is scheduled to release a book on Feb. 2 that details the scandal.

This is worse than what goes on at Melrose Place, Peyton Place and the hood.