Wednesday, June 26, 2013

On the Good Ship Lollipop




What a glorious day!

Two of our most dreaded things in the whole universe together!

We did not know until Paula Deen's deposition the other day that there is an actual PAULA DEEN CRUISE!

Apparently this has been an annual event for the last four years and where the hell were we?

Now Paula doesn't have her own cruise line (yet) but a travel agency books rooms in a ship and it turns into a Paula Deen Cruise!  It's like magic!

Last year's cruise cost about $1400 per person.  What can one expect for that kind of coinage?

Past onboard activities include cooking demos led by Deen and her family, photo sessions, pajama parties, cocktail parties and barbecues. Deen also participates in a summer camp-style event aptly called the "Deen family Olympics," which involves G-rated activities like balloon-popping and stringing yarn through teammates' shirts.

We don't know how you feel, but we think that kind of fun would be cheap at twice the price.

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