Miracle Worker

One thing you can say about televangelist Pat Robertson is that he does not disappoint.  He is consistently crazy.  He says the darndest things.

For instance, one of his viewers allegedly asked him why miracles happen in Africa with great frequency but not in the United States, and Pat had an answer all ready for "Ken."

Although Robertson initially joked that it's because they didn't go to Ivy League schools, he pivoted and proclaimed it was because we go to school and learn about science and evolution that says God isn't real.

But overseas people are 'simple and humble and ready to accept miracles.'

Of course.

Actually, Pat, they're uneducated, ignorant and superstitious.  They do things like burn women alive for being witches and murder homosexuals.

You know.  Kind of like it is down south.