You're Toast

This is a New Jersey woman named Patricia Krentcil and no, she does not work in a coal mine.  Seems that Ms. Krentcil has been tanning at a salon for the last ten years which is why her skin is the color and consistency of your coffee table.

She was arrested the other day on a charge of second degree child endangerment for allegedly letting her five year old daughter use the tanning booth just like mommy.

Patricia and her husband, Rich, deny their daughter's sunburn is from a tanning booth.  What do you think they are, crazy?  The child accompanies her mother to the salon but doesn't actually hop in the deep fat fryer with mom.  She sits and waits for her mother while she gets bojangled.