For instance, on Saturday afternoon a naked man was shot by police in South Beach as he noshed on a man's face. In fact, before he was shot he had managed to eat half of the dude's face.
Now how these naked guys happened to be on the MacArthur Causeway off- ramp is anyone's guess. Maybe we'll find out if the victim recovers from his injuries. Yes! He survived being a Memorial Day weekend picnic!
The nosher kept eating even after taking a bullet till he was finally taken down. Speculation is he was on some type of drug. Yeah, you think?
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