You may have heard that people in Oregon are a bunch of tree huggers and don't use paper or plastic. They prefer their green grocery bags which they reuse over and over again. Problem is, they don't think they should wash the damn things which may be ecologically sound but will quickly exterminate the human race.
A girls' soccer team traveled to Washington recently and one of the girls got sick and was taken home early. Yet several others got sick as well.
Seems that when the first girl got sick and puked all over her hotel room, she sprayed the nanovirus that was causing the illness to all surfaces, including a reusable grocery bag that had cookies in it. When the others opened the cookies they also helped themselves to a heaping handful of stomach virus.
Voila! Mystery solved!
Does this mean that shoppers should return to the waste of using throw away garbage bags?
Not necessarily! Washing the reusable grocery bags kills 99.9% of whatever is growing in or on them. Or, God forbid, you could actually buy a new one!
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