Cheetahing Death

Isn't this cute?  It looks like that cheetah is snuggling down with that nice lady for a little nap!

Violet D'Mello and her husband, Archie, travelled to a game preserve in South Africa from their home in Scotland to get up close and personal with some cheetahs. After all, how else would Violet want to celebrate her sixtieth birthday?

The cheetahs first turned on an eight-year-old girl (whose parents should be shot, by the way) at the 'petting facility.'  Violet went to her defense and the cheetahs turned on her.  After all, she was more than just an hors d'oeuvre.  Violet played opossum while the beasts clawed her and her assclown of a husband kept taking pictures.

Stupid Archie said,  "We're very angry about what happened because we were told the situation was safe and it obviously wasn't. The park said they didn't know what had caused the cheetahs to attack but they shouldn't let tourists in unless they're sure it is safe."

Seriously, dude?  These are wild animals, not gerbils. You must have some kind of a freaking death wish to get that close to them.

Violet thinks they were just playing with her.  Sure, Violet.  If they'd really wanted to kill you they could have ripped your head off in about twenty seconds, so maybe that is their way of being playful.

Or maybe they were just trying to rip those hideous clothes off you.