Whacked

We first saw this dude, Jason Russell, on one of those television entertainment shows talking to Billy Bush, and we said to ourselves, "Selves, there is something weird with this guy."

Russell is the man whose viral video about Invisible Children and Kony, the African Warlord, has been seen by about seventeen bazillion people worldwide.

Anyway, turns out we were right. Russell was arrested for running around San Diego in his underwear yesterday and masturbating in public. He was probably drunk. Or something. Thankfully he is now under wraps in a psych ward.

His wife says he was suffering from exhaustion and dehydration. Yes, of course. We all have the desire to go to Sea World, get naked and jerk off when we're pooped and thirsty. Doesn't everyone?

Mark our words. This guy's closet is jammed with skeletons.