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On February 20, 2012, 'several' U.S. soldiers (five of whom have been identified) took Islamic writings (including several copies of the Quran) to a landfill at the Bagram Air Force Base in Afghanistan and burned them.

As you can imagine, and as you may have heard, the Afghans went ballistic resulting in the deaths of thirty Afghans, five U.S. soldiers and other non-lethal casualties.

President Obama apologized for the incident and it is under investigation by three different boards of inquiry.

Then yesterday, a U.S. sergeant went door to door in Afghanistan shooting civilians -- nine children and five adults.

First of all, just how do you accidentally dump copies of the Quran in a landfill and burn them? It's no secret that Muslims go batshit over this kind of behavior -- remember when Pastor Burn D. Koran in Florida was threatening to do just that? Maybe it would be a good idea to just not burn anything in Afghanistan that's printed.

And now is this door to door shooting going to be called an accident as well? Oh, yeah, he was selling Avon and his finger slipped on the trigger of his weapon. Don't think that will fly either.

Well, now the Taliban has its burqas in a twist and an already dreadful situation is going further and further down the shitter.

Let's just get the hell out of that country, shall we? Quickly before we burn anything else.