Dick Cheney, former Vice President of the United States, and all around curmudgeon, received a heart transplant the other day. Word is the 71-year-old was waiting for nearly two years for a functioning ticker.Although we've heard he's had five heart attacks in the last thirty-four years, we have yet to see any proof that he actually had a heart to begin with.
And why are we wasting a perfectly good heart transplant on this old dude anyway?
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