Bathroom Pass

You may have heard that things are bigger in Texas. Yes, they are. Take this two foot long $26 hot dog being served at Rangers Ballpark. Please. And feed it to a family of four.

Depending on what restaurant you patronize at the Park (the place where folks traditionally fall out of their seats), you will order either a "Championship Dog" or a "Boomstick." It's a 'Coney Island' style weiner served with shredded cheese, sauteed onions and chili on top. The bread is 'exotic bread flown in from France.' Seriously. Every gourmand is going to rise up at the atrocity.

Chances are you will have to rise up out of your seat and spend most of your time at the ballpark waiting on line for the latreen.