You may have heard that a Hollywood actress is suing IMbD.com because they revealed her true age. Being over forty means no one will want to hire her. Their ruthless invasion of her privacy has jeopardized her career!Well, Huong Hoang is out of the closet now! You probably don't recognize her Vietnamese name. Her movie star name is Junie Hoang. Sound more familiar? No, not to us either.
She's appeared in such cinematic magic as "Hoodrats Warriors: Hoodrats 2" and "Gingerdead Man: Saturday Night Cleaver." Still not ringing a bell? Well in Hoodrats 2 she appeared as Ghetto Girl 3 and in Saturday Night Cleaver she was Sandy. Still nothing? Are you sure?
Obviously Ms. Hoang's career in slasher movies is going to be in shreds now that it's known that Ghetto Girl 3 is almost ready for her AARP membership.
Junie, you're a damn fine looking woman. If you ever do get your star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame you really should memorialize your face in cement.
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