Dickless

We admit to being quite ignorant when it comes to transgendering. We understand a person feels as if they have been born in the body of the wrong gender.

Chaz Bono has had his share of heartache. First of all, Sonny and Cher are his parents. Secondly, he was born a female.

He had a girlfriend during the transgendering which probably means they were lesbians but maybe not. They became engaged. Then his fiancee called off the wedding because she didn't like all the 'male energy' Chaz was exuding. You would think she would have suspected testosterone was going to produce the aforementioned energy.

Then we found out yesterday that Chaz is saving up to buy a penis. Whoa! Doesn't all this transgendering include automatically getting a penis? Isn't that key to claiming manhood?

We have found out that Chaz needs $45,000 to buy a penis and have it attached and workable. He'd really like to pee through it. You know, workable and erectible.

Why doesn't Chaz have $45K? Doesn't Cher have any money to give him or has she spent it all on herself and tying her face behind her head? This is patently unfair.

Didn't Chaz's appearance on Dancing with the Stars earn him at least $45K? If not, he was gypped.

Maybe he could hold a bake sale or car wash. Something.