Tuesday, December 06, 2011

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Serial grooms, Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich, are the best of friends. This may not surprise you nor should it.

They probably agree on lots of things but let's start first with lazy children. They think poor kids need to get jobs so that they will learn the 'work habit.' This would be unlike their own activities of sucking money out of others by using anal hoses.

Trump is going to give ten poor kids the opportunity to be his paid servants to teach them just how important it is to be an apprentice.

Gingrich, who could find gainful employment as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon albeit as only an annual gig, does not think that children should do heavy, janitorial work, but exactly what other occupations would be off limits is anybody's guess.

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