Rubber Match

Remember John Edwards, golden Democratic adulterer? Well, it seems that the U.S. Department of Justice is gearing up to indict him for the misappropriation of campaign funds. Seems that his supporters may have given his mistress, Rielle Hunter, campaign videographer and baby momma, about a million bucks to keep her mouth shut. That's not what that money is for, people!

And while we're on the subject -- we've avoided mentioning Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'love' child because really, haven't all the bad jokes already been told?

But seriously, don't these guys have condoms? They could stop by any high school health class, pick up a few and then use them.