Ah! The Beach in Springtime!

This is a cadaver dog on Long Island sniffing for more dead prostitutes.


Wait a minute! Didn't we go through this last December!?


Yes, of course we did. Last December the remains of four bodies were found on the beach, and at the time police weren't sure if there was a serial killer at work. Seriously. They also thought the remains might never be identified. Wrong again. They were all identified and they were all female prostitutes.

On yesterday's news, the police commissioner said that real life was not like television and the mystery wouldn't be solved in an hour. We read you on that, Commish, but maybe in four months you'd uncover something?

The only things uncovered have been the remains of three more dead prostitutes. Apparently the cadaver dogs don't like looking for dead bodies because they get smacked in their snouts with brambles. Seriously. Who would think they'd be such pussies?

Law enforcement officials on Long Island -- let's get with it, boys, girls, and doggies.