You no doubt woke up this morning and asked yourself, "What is the laziest state in America?"Happily, we have an answer for you. Not just THE laziest state but the top ten laziest states.
In tenth place, is Oklahoma. The wind may whip down the plain, but that's all.
In ninth place is Nevada. The excuse is that it's too hot there to be active, at least in June and July.
Pulling in at #8 is West Virginia. No surprise there.
#7 - Arkansas. Which may explain why Bill Clinton had Baconnaise pumping through his veins.
#6 - North Carolina.
#5 - Alabama. Maybe because 31% of the population is obese.
#4 - Kentucky. Probably the horses are the only creatures that run.
#3 - Mississippi. Thought this state was the favorite.
#2 - Louisiana. Check out the food.
And the winner --- TENNESSEE! Which just proves the best Elvis impersonators are chunky.
2 comments:
I just read a different article saying that Tennessee is the happiest state. But I think they were judging by twitter posts.
It may indeed be the happiest state but it is also the laziest. Perhaps happy = lazy or vice versa?
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