Thursday, March 24, 2011

Kiss and Shells


This woman is 92-year-old Helen Staudinger and she's love starved and crazy.

She went over to her neighbor's house in Ocala, Florida the other day and told 53-year-old sex god Dwight Bettner she was not leaving without a kiss. After arguing and not giving her what she wanted, she stormed back home, loaded up her .380 semi, went back and shot up his house.

This wasn't the first time that Bettner's had trouble with his amorous neighbor. He said she once tried to strangle a woman he was dating.

You will be relieved to know she was arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and shooting at a dwelling.

Anyway we can yank her weapon from her, second amendment activists not withstanding?

1 comment:

G said...

Wow, stories like these make me feel really good about my sanity.