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As I suspected, Julian Assange is a pussy.

First of all, look at him. He looks like a pussy. His face is in the dictionary next to "weak chin." And why is he wearing a toggled car coat? Because he's a pussy, obviously.

And not only is he a pussy, he's a dick. He's the international hermaphrodite.

He wouldn't wear a condom when having sex with two different women (at two different times I think). That makes him a dick.

He's still fighting extradition from England to Sweden to face these rape charges because he's a pussy.

Oh boo hoo, Julian.

Apparently that shit will fly in Britain but in Sweden (Sweden!) it's a case of "minor rape." Something the Congressional GOP might have thought up.

Mr. Pussy Dick is convinced that he will end up in Guantanamo Bay or dead if he's forced to return to Sweden.

He should have thought of that before he ixnayed the condomay.