Monday, January 18, 2010

Golden Globes 2010



Maybe you didn't watch the Golden Globes award show last night because you have a life. Possibly you've already caught up on who won what, etc. or maybe you really don't care.

Avatar won for Best Dramatic Film featuring Blue People and its director, James Cameron, won for being married five times or something like that.

There weren't any movies made that featured any decent roles for women so Sandra Bullock won for taking a black football player into her lily white home.

Mickey Rourke didn't actually win an award but he did show up and scared Neil Patrick Harris to death. That Rourkester is one hell of a scary dude. Everyone should find out what plastic surgeon he used and blow up his house. The picture I've posted of him doesn't capture the fright factor as much as I think it should because it features his Russian mail order bride.

What is it with these Hollywood guys and their Russian babes? Look at Mel Gibson. Okay, don't. See if I care.

Everyone's been complaining that the GG were boring. Oh come on. They are never anywhere near as boring or as gay as the Oscars I think because Hugh Jackman almost never shows up.

Ricky Gervais was entertaining which I assume is why he was there. All I can say is I'm glad I wasn't.

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