Word to the Wise: If you're a Nigerian planning to travel via air and you have diarrhea, might as well cancel your flight because your fellow passengers are liable to think your trots aren't the only thing you have that's explosive.
Some poor guy who needed Pepto Bismol was detained in Detroit yesterday when he had to make several trips to the lavatory on Flight 253, the same flight which bore potential crotch bombing terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab on Christmas Day.
Flight attendants were sure he was going to blow up the plane when he wouldn't come out of the rest room using explosives, of course, and not his digestive tract.
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