Internet Scammers

Okay, that's daddy Umaru Abdulmutallab on the left above and his son, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the terrorist of Flight 253 on the right, and I really hope I'm not going to have to retype their names any time soon.

Yes, we've heard how daddy is a Nigerian banker and tried to get someone in authority to take his kid down, but what we haven't heard is that obviously the Nigerian banker is the guy who has been running all those internet scams.

You know the ones I'm talking about. You have won 1.000.000 UK pounds. All you have to do is cash this check and return a portion thereof to us.

I mean, isn't that the only way Nigerian banks get any moolah, Abdullah?

Seriously.