Invisible

For the Christmas season I'm going to attempt suicide to teach my stupid parents a lesson.


My mother, the psychotic compulsive marrying narcissist, and my father, who likes to drink and drive and chase skirts my age.


Seriously, can you blame Alexa Ray Joel for trying to kill herself with a drug overdose? Yeah, yeah, yeah she just broke up with a boyfriend, but look from whence she came.

Alexa, we wish you well. The farther you can distance yourself from your idiot parental units, the better for you.

Invisible is the name of her latest song, by the way, and just that one word speaks volumes.