Funeral Dirge

Let this out of focus man be a lesson to all you music lovers. If you drop your iPod on subway tracks, do everyone a favor and forget about it. Buy a new one.

Shem Herman, fuzzily pictured above, dropped his iPod on the tracks of the B train and jumped down in an attempt to retrieve it. Sadly, he was creamed by said train.

According to his wife, "That's how much he loved music. He just wasn't fast enough to get out."

Considering the music lover was 33 years old, one would hope he knew better. Unfortunately, not.