Well Heeled?

The feet of a 50-year-old woman

No matter how crazy you are, you still don't need a license to have children. Take the Cruises. Please.

Tom and Katie have a daughter, Suri, who is three and apparently little Suri likes to wear high heels.

According to Tom:

"The other day, Kate showed her some gold-colored sneakers thinking she might like to wear them, and she looked at them and said, 'Oh mommy, these are lovely, but they're boy shoes,'" he told Hello! magazine last year. "She's sweet, but she's very strong-willed - just like her mother."

So what you do, Tom, is you don't let her do whatever she wants. It's called discipline and surely you must be acquainted with the concept as it's something Scientologists use, albeit not always wisely.

Not only is the kid on her way to becoming a monster but she's also going to break an ankle.