Times Squared

Wow. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this picture on Gawker.

Evidently Lara Spencer and Chris Jacobs, the two idiots making hand gestures and looking like assholes, did a promo in Times Square yesterday with Jon Gosselin (on the left) and Levi Johnston (sandwiched in between Gosselin and Spencer) for their TV gossip show, The Insider.

I'll bet you didn't know how much Levi and Jon have in common.

They both are haunted by women who want to keep their gonads in a trophy case. Sarah Palin, I'm sure, would love to emasculate Levi, and Kate, Jon's soon to be ex, has been castrating him ever so slowly over the last few years.

Levi has a child he didn't expect and Jon has that times 8.

Although those guys are about 15 years apart in calendar years, really they're both 11-year-olds on a maturity scale.

Some day when Levi's legal, maybe he and Jon will go out and have a beer together.