Saturday, November 28, 2009

Image of Jesus Appears Depressing


People are seeing things again and they're seeing Jesus.
A woman in Massachusetts, Mary Jo Coady, found her iron on the floor of her kid's bedroom. I'd like to know why it was there, but I suppose that's irrelevant. The issue at large is that Mary Jo thought she saw Jesus on the burn plate. Her daughters agreed with her and apparently all their Facebook friends did too. Either they're all humoring her or they're all crazy.
It looks like an old rusty iron to me, but what do I know?
Mary Jo, who has recently fallen on hard times, is putting the iron in the closet and buying a new one. She will not, I repeat, will not be trying to sell Jesus' countenance on eBay so save your money, people.

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