Friday, September 11, 2009

God of Pop


We couldn't be at Michael Jackson's funeral nor could we gaze upon his corpse, but we are certainly ... how shall we say? thrilled ... that La Toya, his beloved sister, has given us a report.
She reports that he looked "absolutely fabulous." She didn't amend that by adding, "for a guy whose been dead for two months."
Tasteful in death, MJ was interred wearing pearls. Oh, and a big gold belt like the kind that wrestlers win.
Sunglasses and a white glove were in the casket with him.
La Toya is well aware that Michael was NOT God, but she said "...he was certainly God-like. He was the closest thing to a god that I knew."
Wow.

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