Wild Rice

Jim Rice, limp wristed pussy

For some reason, former major league baseball player, Jim Rice, was inducted into the Hall of Fame this year. It didn't take him long to prove that he always was, and always will be, an asshole.

He seems to be upset that franks no longer cost a nickel at Fenway and that players now make a hell of a lot more money than he ever did.

While addressing Little Leaguers yesterday (who would allow him near children anyway?) he said the following:

"You see a Manny Ramirez, you see an A-Rod, you see [Derek] Jeter ... Guys that I played against and with, these guys you're talking about cannot compare."

Rice's big mistake was lumping Yankee captain Derek Jeter in with players who 'juiced.' Derek Jeter may not be the Second Coming but he has never been tainted by scandal.

"You have these baggy uniforms, you have the dreadlocks, that's not part of the game. It was a clean game, and now they're setting a bad example for the young guys."

Obviously he's referring to Manny Ramirez with the baggy uniforms and dreadlocks remark. If he got his head out of his butt he might know the difference.