Don't Let the Turkeys Get You Down

Apparently the swine flu is even worse than we thought.

In Chile it has hopped species and is now found in turkeys.

Doesn't this virus have the sense to stay with the name it's been given by the media? What is up with this jumping into poultry? What in the hell will happen to Thanksgiving if this continues?

Oh wait a minute. This outbreak has been confined to turkeys that are being bred, not turkeys that were going to end up on our tables as food.

Never mind.