Wednesday, April 29, 2009

No Sex in the City



News is that Matthew Broderick and his bride of 12 years, Sarah Jessica Parker, are going to have twin girls!

Apparently they are being gestated by a surrogate.

I think it's a safe bet they aren't being grown with Sarah Jessica's eggs since, at the age of 44, most of her eggs have probably left the henhouse. Or at the very least would produce children who resemble flounder.

No word on whether or not Matthew's sperm is involved.

Mazel tov, you crazy lovebirds!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They look so tired. I guess they realize it's time to wake-up.