Sunday, March 29, 2009

Madonna Adopting Africa One at a Time

"Help meeeeee."

It came as no surprise to me that half-century old bazillionaire, Madonna, is planning on adopting another baby from Malawi. This time she's buying, er, adopting, a four year old girl.
The jet-setting superstar who is most comfortable on stage flexing her muscles in her underwear no doubt will make a superb mother to another child.
Only 999,999,999 people left on the continent for her to adopt. Let's get with the program, girlfriend!

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