Too Much Material, Girl

Edited to prevent nausea

Back in 1979 Madonna Ciccone posed nude for photographer Leo Friedlander and earned herself a fast 25 bucks. That picture was sold last week at Christie's for $37,500.

Unless you were a salon owner using the picture as part of a waxing ad, I have no idea why you would want to own it.

Then coincidentally I saw this ad on my Facebook page:

She was born 8-16-1958
Yes, that is Madonna.

She is 50 yrs old and has the skin off a teenager.

It's amazing what a little makeup can do. Try it for free.

I had no idea that skinning the young was her beauty secret. Do I hear the silence of the lambs?

Put the lotion in the basket.