Saturday, February 14, 2009

Mickey Rourke Proves He's a Loser


Don't get me wrong. I'm not a Courtney Love fan, but what Mickey Rourke had to say about their alleged relationship is genuinely nasty.

Asked "Is it true you [sic] going out with Courtney Love?" Rourke responded, "I'd rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla."
For someone whose face is held together with Botox and Elmer's Glue, that is just hitting way below the belt.
Well, Mickey, I hope you don't win the Oscar for your bloated appearance as "The Wrestler" and just continue in your role as the has-been actor. So there.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I don't know. I'm gonna go with Mickey on this one. Gorilla! lol. Not to say I'm not rooting for Courtney to one up him. I guess I'm thinking they deserve eachother.

But that's all beside the point. Just want to say, Moons, you're the best. Better than beer! Will you be my Ballantine?