Christine Newton-John, 41, pictured above, has pleaded guilty to reckless homicide for exercising her 73-year-old husband to death last June in Ohio near Cleveland.
Lest you think James Mason could have overpowered his bride, be aware that Christine was actually born a dude named John Vallandingham. I'm guessing Christine is not just a pretty face but packs some muscle under her frilly frocks.
Actually rumor has it that the deceased was a frail little guy and his mammoth wife made him swim laps in their apartment complex's pool despite the fact that he was terrified of water.
Thank God for surveillance cameras! Mason's death might have been chalked up to a heart attack if videotape hadn't shown the savage Newton-John preventing her beloved on 43 separate occasions from leaving the water. She dragged him around by his arms and legs. On several occasions, he laid his head on the side of the pool gasping for breath.
The lovely Christine will probably not get more than five years in the slammer for her deed.
1 comment:
Hmmm.. her husband's gone. Maybe I should give her a call. SHE IS HOT!
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