Friday, February 20, 2009

Everything Old is New Again

Remember Amy Fisher?

She was the 16-year-old Long Island Lolita who shot her boyfriend Joey Buttafuoco's wife in the head and yet managed not to kill her?

She did a few years in the slammer for that crime, but she was eventually released from prison. Big mistake.

Amy's made a few attempts at starting a reality-based career, but shooting someone in the head is a tough act to follow.

You'll be happy to know she's now touring the country as a stripper. Who would have thunk? By all appearances she's not very good at it. I mean, she's almost 35 and has a pot belly!

"I'm an exhibitionist," Fisher said. "I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, 'Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old.'"

Chances are better they'll be yelling, "Bitch, put your effin' clothes back on."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It still galls me that this poor excuse for humanity gets to smile when her victim is cursed to never smile a full smile again due to her injuries.