Reverend Ted is Back and HBO's Got 'im!

I feel like it's Christmas! My favorite disgraced evangelical minister, Ted Haggard, is back in the news!

Ted and the fam

You remember the problem when Reverend Ted was found out to have been carousing with a male prostitute and taking meth? Then he went for 'counseling' to be cured of his homosexual tendencies?

This may come as a shock, but it appears there was a young man in the congregation with whom Haggard had a long term relationship, and said young man is going to go public with the story.

Haggard is on the pimp circuit these days because Alexandra Pelosi produced a documentary about him for HBO The Trials of Ted Haggard which airs on Thursday. Ted will be appearing with Oprah on Wednesday and Larry King on Thursday to promote the film.

By all accounts Haggard maintains that he is heterosexual, but that his sexuality is really a little more complicated than that.

No, Ted. You're a gay man pretending to be straight. It doesn't get any simpler.