A Picture is Worth a Thousand Laughs

Okay, okay. Most people don't look too great in their mug shots. That's a given. I mean, look at Nick Nolte!

I happened upon some mug shots taken this week on Long Island, NY.

Would you let this guy take your picture?

This dude is Robert Infanto who bills himself as "Long Island's Favorite Magician." Apparently Bob's greatest trick is taking pictures of girls and women while they're undressing in his studio. This is the seventh time that Bob has been arrested on the same charge.

This charmer is Laurie Young who was arrested this week because she called the police to say she'd found her elderly mother dead in bed. Laurie's mom had a lot of broken bones, so the cops surmised that Laurie beat her mother and then withheld medical care. She's been charged with manslaughter in the first degree. Glad she's not my kid!

There were lots of pictures of folks arrested for DWI. You notice that most of these people look as if they're still drunk and/or stoned.

What is up with this chick's eyes? Mary? Mary? Are you with us?

Of course, all of these people are innocent until proven guilty. Keep that in mind!!