The Brady Bunch

What in the name of God is she wearing?

TMZ is reporting that New England Patriots' injured quarterback Tom Brady proposed to model girlfriend Gisele on Christmas Eve.

And she said yes!

I guess since he hasn't played football all season he's had time on his hands. The proposal occurred on a private jet departing Teterboro Airport in New Jersey (apparently it is romantic) for Boston. There were reportedly four dozen white roses and champagne on board for the event. Don't know the significance of the 48 roses except each might signify a pound the bride to be weighs.

I'm sure Gisele has a last name, but I really don't care enough to look it up. You'll have to do that yourself. Soon enough it'll be Brady anyway.