Friday, December 12, 2008

Ass Clown Homeless

The perpetually constipated couple

Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton who have been engaged for about a hundred years have split up. I think they did this before.

The funny thing is that Michael Bolton sold his Connecticut home for $11 million (or maybe it's just on the market) and was going to move in with Nicolette to their $4.4 million love nest. The story is she kicked him out and now he's homeless.

Awwww.

Reportedly she thinks she should just give her his half of the $4.4 million house. I think someone should just give her an enema.

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