CHINESE PLAN HOW TO ELIMINATE AMERICAN KIDS

W.A.T.C.H. (World Against Toys Causing Harm) has issued its list of the 10 top toys you and Santa should not be buying kids.

SPORTSMAN SHOTGUN

For less than thirty bucks you can purchase this gun that shoots rubber bullets. Yeah, you really will shoot your eye out, kid, kill animals and blind your friends.

NINJA BATTLE GEAR MICHELANGELO

Apparently these nunchuks really work.

EXTREME SPIRAL COPTERS

Extra added attraction - you can also blind people with these things.

MEADOW MYSTERY PLAY-A-SOUND BOOK WITH CUDDLY POOH

Cuddly Pooh would like to Choke You.

WALK'N SOUNDS DIGGER THE DOG

Chances are good the dog will strangle the kids walking him.

PUCCI PUPPIES - MY OWN PUPPY HOUSE GOLDEN RETRIEVER

Little accessories are great to choke little guys.

SPIDERMAN ADJUSTABLE TOY SKATES

You really need to wrap the little skaters in protective bubble wrap before allowing them to strap these babies on.

ANIMAL ALLEY PURSE PETS

These horrible hairy dogs are marketed for infants. No, please don't put them anywhere near humans, let alone babies.

INFLATABLE GIGA BALL

Kids as young as 4 are encouraged to climb into this huge inflatable ball. Yeah sure, if they have a death wish.

GO GO MINIS PULLBACK VEHICLES

Little trucks to choke little kids.