Catholic Priests Ready to Fight Obama Administration on Abortion

Priests reading Uzi manuals

They're putting on their cammo, climbing into their tanks and are ready to shoot the eyes out of anyone who is pro-choice.

"We have a very important thing to say. I think we should say it clearly and with a punch," said New York Cardinal Edward Egan.

Homeland Security is on the alert for clerics attempting to blow up abortion clinics, sex shops and Capitol Hill.