This Shit Must Stop

I'm not going to talk about football. Right now I'm speaking solely about baseball.

There are many things wrong with Major League Baseball, but right now I'm just going to touch on a few and call for the end to them.

Mascots.

The Phillie Phanatic must be the first to die. People, your Phillies are in the NLCDS series this year! And you have someone running around in a costume that's straight out of Muppetville! Why? That's a rhetorical question since there can't be any good reason for this nonsense.

Rally monkey? You Anaheim guys (and yeah, you're in Anaheim not LA. Twits.) need to stop with this stuffed animal crap. You deserved to have the Red Sox beat you just based on this silliness.

And what's with this towel waving shit? Or are some of you waving your underwear? Just stand up and clap for God's sake.

And this idiot in Cleveland with the drum! Don't even get me started on him! Let's put him in the drum and push him into Lake Erie.

What is up with this Tampa Bay cowbell shit? Cow bells might have worked for Led Zeppelin, but give me a break! You Rays deserve to have these bells shoved right up your asses.

People, it's baseball. Have some dignity.